2011-9-14 23:11
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<div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5">買書</font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><br>(網路文章)</font><br><br><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></div><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">一男士到書店買書,問:《幸福的婚姻生活》在哪裡? </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員說:該書屬於幻想類小說,在第一排。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">男士又問:那《夫妻相處之道》呢? </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員說:該書屬於武打類小說,在第二排。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">男士:那《理財、購房要義》呢? </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員:那是妄想綜合症,屬精神病類,在第八排。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">男士:那《如何晉升被提拔》《要加工資》《要加薪》類的書在哪排? </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員:在司法犯罪類,最後一排…… </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">男士:你這裡有沒有一本叫《男人應該是一家之主》? </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員微笑說:“我們這裡不賣童話書” <img smilieid="57" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/jumpsmile.gif" border="0"><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></font>