買書<div style="text-align: center;"><font style="color: DarkOrange; font-weight: bold;" size="5">買書</font><br><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><br>（網路文章）</font><br><br><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></div><font style="color: rgb(68, 85, 166);" size="4"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">一男士到書店買書，問：《幸福的婚姻生活》在哪裡？ </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員說：該書屬於幻想類小說，在第一排。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">男士又問：那《夫妻相處之道》呢？ </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員說：該書屬於武打類小說，在第二排。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">男士：那《理財、購房要義》呢？ </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員：那是妄想綜合症，屬精神病類，在第八排。 </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">男士：那《如何晉升被提拔》《要加工資》《要加薪》類的書在哪排？ </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員：在司法犯罪類，最後一排…… </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">男士：你這裡有沒有一本叫《男人應該是一家之主》？ </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-family: Verdana;">店員微笑說：“我們這裡不賣童話書” <img smilieid="57" src="http://www.amituofohouse.org/images/smilies/jumpsmile.gif" border="0"><br><br><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></span><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> </span><br style="font-family: Verdana;"><br style="font-family: Verdana;"></font>